If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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