Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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