laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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