I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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