Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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