Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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