I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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