The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
now i know why i became what i already was.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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