Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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