goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too much gin, very little bucket
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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