i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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