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I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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