he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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