tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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