id be glad to
I wish i was in the wii world.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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