i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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