I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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