Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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