so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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