Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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