Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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