Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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