so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
the raccoons are back...
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