I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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