To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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