We should be called the Road Head Warriors
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!