Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.