we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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