Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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