So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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