We're like a lot better than the average bears
I smell stomach acid.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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