For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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