2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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