I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm at about main and main street
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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