it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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