FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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