We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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