he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Houston, we have a squirter
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Randomize
