He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We need a shit load of segways right now
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"