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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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