i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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