There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?