He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday