I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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