I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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