she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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