no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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