Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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