Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
How external is "for external use only"?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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