I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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