awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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