How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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