guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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