Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Boobs are out for the taking
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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