Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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