Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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